i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

veryunsure:

i love boys with with really strong accents like irish or scottish. i don’t have a clue what they’re saying. i love it. i hate hearing a coherent boy. i don’t actually care about what you have to say.

#mj
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